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Post by Goji64 on Apr 27, 2012 19:44:51 GMT -5
Goji64 emerged from the ruby red water. He roared out in rage and insanity. He needed to kill Gwangi! And thats all was on his mind.
Suddenly the tree's exploded as a familliar figure stomped towards Goji64...
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Post by Gwangi on Apr 27, 2012 20:05:21 GMT -5
"...aaaaaAAAAAAAWWWW!!!" I stood derp-eyed, having slithered here from Uranus and having arrived back here. Why? Well, I HAVE NO IDEA!!! Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be fighting someone? Oh right, him. The Godzilla I was willing to bronify was now loosing his mind. Sheesh, can't a dinosaur learn to calm the buck down? Oh well. It meant I could use him for a punching bag. Pulling out a pair of steel boxing gloves, I let out an earth-shattering, ear-piercing, soul-shivering... "Yay."
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Post by Goji64 on Apr 27, 2012 20:33:19 GMT -5
Goji smiled, still feeling no pain, in the best shape he had ever been in. Goji swung at Gwangi's. His claw pulled a peice of flesh away.
Goji smirked before spinning around a tail whipping Gwangi away. With a loud thus Gwangi hit the ground. Goji put his claw over Gwangi's mouth, muffling all of his roars and stupid puns.
Goji began ripping away flesh from the pinned down Gwangi.
There was a weird insanity in his eyes. Almost as if he was the original Godzilla himself!
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Post by Gwangi on Apr 27, 2012 21:35:04 GMT -5
Oh, please. This was old school.
Time to show him the new ways of combat!
I pulled out a sub-machine gun(don't ask) and fired away at Goji64. The bullests entered his eyes and face, blood trickling out. Goji64 roared out in rage as he charged, but I flipped over him. As Goji64 still ran, I jumped on his back, beating away at his skull with a metal baseball bat.
"Boink! Bonk! Padaswing! Oh there's a skull fracture for sure!"
I then grabbed Goji64's head, before I spun him around like a top, drilling his body into the ground until his head was sticking out.
I then sat on his face and unleashed a blizzard of farts...
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Post by Goji64 on Apr 28, 2012 20:48:21 GMT -5
Before he did, Goji64 unleashed a nuclear pulse. Causing the ground to explode and send Gwangi flying.
Gwangi fell to the ground laughing as he spit out blood.
Goji put his hand over Gwangi's snout and unleashed nuclear pulse after nuclear pulse.
He unleashed them until he realized most of it was gone.
Gwangi laughed as Goji began choking him and slamming his skull into the ground.
Gwangi smiled, "Well end it!"
Goji stopped, Gwangi laughed, "I knew you didn't have the marbles to do it!"
Goji stood up and began walkng away when suddenly two xillien saucers appeared. They put the monsters in orbs then flew to the Planet X.
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Post by Gwangi on Apr 28, 2012 21:45:19 GMT -5
Gwangi was listening to the My Little Pony theme in the travel, really not caring where they were going, as long as there were ponies there. If not, well, there would be hay to pay.
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Post by Goji64 on Apr 28, 2012 22:01:18 GMT -5
Goji growled while scanning the new planet.
Suddenly he heard thunderous foot steps. It sounded like several.
Goji turned into the direction, ready for battle, to see something nasty comming towards them...
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Post by godzillavszilla on Apr 29, 2012 14:20:58 GMT -5
A strange monster appeared behind Goji, a monster he as never seen before. The monster was a monster mixed into other monsters. He had the wings of King Ghidorah, the left arm of Kamucurus, the right arm of Gigan, the eyes of King Caesar, the legs of Kumunga, the tail of Titanosaurus, the body of Anguirus, and the head of Zilla. It was the Mixed Monster, it roared at Goji and charged at him.
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Post by Gwangi on Apr 29, 2012 15:22:39 GMT -5
As Mixed Monster charged at Goji64, Gwangi was awoken by the sound of a drunken alligator.
Looking up, Gwangi spotted Dic Soupcan stumbling towards him.
"Gonna kill you and I'll keep killing ya, and I'll never-cause you'd be dead and I'm gonna kill you."
"Bad Demoman?"
"Ah, no. If I were a BAD Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with ya now would I? It's on! It's on like-zzzzz.."
"There can be only one! SEE?"
"Huh, what?...Yeah!"
Gwangi jumped atop a plateu, while Dic Soupcan flopped up after him before standing up, the two reptiles ready for battle.
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Post by Goji64 on Apr 29, 2012 16:10:03 GMT -5
"A fatal 4 way aye?"
Goji punched the Mixed Monster in the face. Sending him tumbling across the ground. Goji roared before charging the hybrid Kaiju.
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Post by Gwangi on Apr 29, 2012 16:54:03 GMT -5
Gwangi lunged at Dic Soupcan, punching him in the face just as Dic Soupcan struck him in the head with his bottle. Both fell to the ground, but Gwangi enlarged his fist("SEE?") and grabbed Dic Soupcan, flinging him up into a mountain. Gwangi ran up after him, only for Dic Soupcan to beam him in the head with his Pain Train, causing him to tumble down the slope.
Dic Soupcan then pulled out a soupcan.
"Soupcan!"
Dic Soupcan charged down at Gwangi, only for Gwangi to step to the side, tripping Dic Soupcan with his foot and sending him flying into a boulder, sliding onto the ground.
"Thankfully I already don't remember this."
Gwangi then grabbed Dic Soupcan by his tail, swinging him up and throwing him into another boulder. As Gwangi lunged at him, Dic Soupcan burped a grenade at Gwangi, striking him in the chest and knocking him right on his ass.
"If you were hunting trouble, lad, ya found it!"
As Dic Soupcan burped another grenade at him, Gwangi pulled a shovel out his ass and swatted the grenade back at Dic Soupcan.
"Holy mother of-"
A large explosion occured, sending Dic Soupcan flying away. Gwangi slithered after him, but Dic Soupcan threw a bottle at him, decking him in the face and throwing him onto his back.
"I HATE you campers!"
Gwangi stood up and fired his Atomic Ray, striking Dic Soupcan in the chest and sending him slamming into a rock wall, his chest smoking. Afterwards, Dic Soupcan slid away, going up a mountaintop with Gwangi following.
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Post by godzillavszilla on May 1, 2012 19:03:36 GMT -5
The Mixed Monster gets up, shakes his head, and fires his green atomic ray at Goji64, sending him flying backwards. This will be Goji's last battle.
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Post by Goji64 on May 1, 2012 21:29:36 GMT -5
Goji growled before rising up onto his feet. Goji charged the Mixed Monster and delivered a combo of punched to his face and chest. Sending the Mixed Monster a few steps back. He roared out in fury before he tried swinging at Goji64.
But was surprised to find out that Goji simply caught the fist in his mouth.
With a loud chomp Goji broke the Mixed Monsters hand.
The Mixed Monster roared out in pain as he clutched his hand. Goji spun around and tail whipped the Mixed Monster to the ground.
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Post by Gwangi on May 1, 2012 22:28:55 GMT -5
As Gwangi charged at Dic Soupcan, the alligator dropped a bottle at him, causing Gwangi to trip on the bottle and flip backwards, landing flat on his face.
"Hahaha! I'm drunk!"
Dic Soupcan slithered through a cavern, only for Gwangi to appear out of a hole and slam a mallet upon Dic Soupcan's head. Dic Soupcan then barfed all over Gwangi, sending him sliding out of the cavern and sliding down the moutain side.
"What just happened?"
Dic Soupcan then hurled another bile stream at Gwangi, who countered it with his Atomic Ray. The two beams pushed back and forth until the building up energy exploded, sending both flying away.
Gwangi was the first to rise.
"Uh, I've really hit rock bottom."
Dic Soupcan then burped a series of grenades at Gwangi, who managed to dodge them all. Gwangi then hurled Engineer at Dic Soupcan, sending both flying off the mountain. Gwangi slithered over to Dic Soupcan, before he round-house kicked Dic Soupcan, sending him tumbling across the rock. Dic Soupcan tried getting up, but Gwangi sliced off his head with a sword, catching the head in his hand.
"Yes! HAhahaha-uhh!"
Dic Soupcan's headless body smashed his foot square into Gwangi's groin.
"My painis!!"
Gwangi screamed like a little girl, despite not feeling pain, and collapsed to the ground. Dic Soupcan flipped off Gwangi, before he put his head back on.
Dic Soupcan then tried bringing his Pain Train down upon Gwangi, but the dinosaur rolled out of the way. Gwangi lunged at him, but Dic Soupcan swatted him with his pain Train, punched him in the chest and breaking several ribs, and slammed his Pain Train into Gwangi's face, sending him flying into the air, his chin split open.
Dic Soupcan laughed in victory, but Gwangi came down at him. Dic Soupcan burped a grenade at him, but Gwangi managed to dodge the bomb. Gwangi landed on his feet in front of Dic Soupcan, charging up an Atomic Ray. Dic Soupcan then looked at Gwangi, then looked up at the grenade coming down at him, then looked at the screen.
"BOO!"
The Atomic Ray and the grenade slammed into Dic Soupcan, engulfing him in an explosion.
"Haha, yeah! Killed it!!!"
Little did he realize he wasn't out of the woods yet...
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Post by godzillavszilla on May 2, 2012 15:28:51 GMT -5
The Mixed Monster got up again, flew into Goji, and stabbed him in the gut with his claw. Before Goji responded, The Mixed Monster sprayed web into Goji's eyes and slammed his tail onto his head. Goji was doomed.
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