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Post by Goji64 on May 2, 2012 17:52:44 GMT -5
This Kaiju would have to do better than that to kill him...
Goji quickly leapt up and glawed at the Mixed Monsters face. The Mixed Monster roared out in pain as he held his face. Goji grabbed the Mixed Monster by both his arms and begun swinging the Kaiju.
Finally Goji threw the Mixed Monster through a row of mountains.
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Post by godzillavszilla on May 2, 2012 20:57:16 GMT -5
The Mixed Monster flew into the mountains and flew back into Goji. He stabbed Goji's eye with his Gigan claw and fired a green atomic ray at his stomach. The Mixed Monster felt more power inside him as he attacked Goji.
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Post by Gwangi on May 2, 2012 22:28:46 GMT -5
Gwangi spazzed around in victory, but he was yet to have won.
Then a series of fireballs slammed into Gwangi, leaving smoking holes in his scales. Gwangi turned to see Heavy Weapons Tiger standing before him.
"Let us wrestle, little man."
The two charged, punching away at each other, neither backing down nor gaining an upper hand. Heavy then caught Gwangi's fist, punched him in his injured chest, and uppercut him.
"Ah, this is bad!"
Heavy picked up Gwangi, before he tossed him into a mountain, leaving a deep hole in the rock. Heavy unleashed a heat beam at Gwangi, scorching his scales. When Heavy charged at Gwangi, the dinosaur kicked Heavy in the groin, causing him to double over, then fired his Spiral Grenade missiles point-blank into Heavy's face, sending him flying through countless rows of mountain, a pair of smoking patchs in his fur.
As Gwangi tried getting up, Heavy immediatly jumped back at Gwangi, charging at him on all fours. Gwangi threw a 50-meter sized chunk of rock and decked Heavy across the face with it, the rock shattering to pieces, but Heavy just kicked Gwangi in the face, throwing him back against the mountain. Heavy picked up Gwangi, punching him in the face repeatedly with his fire fists.
"NO!!!"
Gwangi caught Heavy's fists and fired his Atomic Ray point-blank, only for Heavy to just absorb the heat, unfazed. Gwangi then fired his eye beams, blasting a hole into Heavy's neck and sending him falling onto his back. Gwangi then picked up Heavy, and smashed his tail into Heavy's face, slamming his skull against the rock. Heavy grabbed Gwangi's tail, swinging him around and throwing him across the ground, sending Gwangi slamming headfirst into a boulder, splitting it in half.
Gwangi stood up, firing his Atomic Ray as Heavy fired his heat beam. The two beams were at a standstill, until Heavy's heat beam tore through Gwangi's Atomic Ray and slammed into the back of his throat, sending him crashing through a 100-meter mountain. Heavy then pulled out his minigun, firing upon Gwangi, the bullets tearing holes through Gwangi's scales and into his flesh.
Gwangi stood up as soon as Heavy stooped, rushing forward and taking the minigun from Heavy, before slamming it down on Heavy's skull, throwing him into the ground. Gwangi then tossed Heavy up into the air, sending him flying away with his Spiral Grenade missiles and eye beams.
"You were loud and ugly and now you're dead! Amen."
Still, it wasn't over.
Then, suddenly, Gwangi was slammed into a 70-meter mountain, looking into the red eyes of the beserk Dic Soupcan.
"There can be only one!!!"
"Oh...snap."
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Post by Goji64 on May 3, 2012 21:18:34 GMT -5
Goji64 roared as his body began to glow blue. Suddenly thousands of blast fired from his both his hands. Hitting the Mixed Monster in the face and chest. Blowing most of his body away.
The Mixed Monster roared out in pain as he fell onto his back. Barely any of his body remained. Goji put his hand over the Kaiju's face and begun ripping away at him. He ripped until the Mixed Monster was dead.
Goji roared out in victory. Yet this fight was far from over...
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Post by Gwangi on May 3, 2012 21:59:51 GMT -5
Dic Soupcan threw Gwangi across the ground and charged at him, but Gwangi swatted Dic Soupcan with a frying pan, knocking the scottish drunk to the ground. Gwangi stomped on Dic Soupcan's chest, until the alligator burped a grenade at him, sending him tumbling across the ground. Dic Soupcan breathed a stream of fire upon Gwangi, burning his scales black, until Gwangi grabbed Dic Soupcan's head and shoved him into a fridge, before he flung the fridge into space.
Gwangi then spotted Goji64 roaring, before he disappeared, then reappeared behind Goji64, backstabbing him with a butterfly knife. Goji64 roared out in pain as he fell to the ground. Gwangi then pulled out a bow and fired a pair of arrows at both of Goji64's knees, before slamming a baseball bat onto the arrows, driving them deeper.
Gwangi then swung the bat at Goji64's head...
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Post by Goji64 on May 3, 2012 22:49:36 GMT -5
Goji growled. He thought him and Gwangi had ended this. Yet Gwangi attacked him...so Goji would do the same...
Goji grabbed Gwangi by the snout and slammed him to the ground. Gwangi roared out in surprise as Goji began beating away at him face. Goji then grabbed Gwangi and threw him again. Sending Gwangi rolling across the rock. Gwangi tried to sit up but was covered in explosions by Goji's heat ray.
Goji grabbed a bolder and threw it onto the exploding Gwangi...
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Post by Gwangi on May 4, 2012 17:14:38 GMT -5
Gwangi just grinned. He loved trolling with everyone.
Gwangi grabbed the boulder, tossing it aside as he slapped Goji64 with a beef, sending him flying until he slammed through several 1000-meter mountains and bringing them down to rubble.
Gwangi then appeared before Goji64, kicking him in the head and sending him flying nonstop into the air and into space. Gwangi then appeared above him, punching him back down to the planet, where Goji64 slammed head-first so hard into the ground that he went deep into the planet's crust.
Gwangi laughed like a broken record, before he held out his hand.
"Big Bang attack!!!"
Gwangi then fired off the Big Bang, the energies coming down at Planet X...
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Post by Goji64 on May 4, 2012 18:20:30 GMT -5
DBZ Parodies really...
Goji dodged the attack. The impact caused a massive explosion.
Goji then stood up and began ranting on how retared, rediculous, and old memes and attacks he uses.
"I mean really unable to feel pain...the Bing Bang Attack!! That from DBZ for crying out loud...and how he has Discord on his fucign thye...and don't get me started on his design in total..."
"Oh yeah I'm supposed to be fighting this guy..."
Goji prepared to fire off his atomic ray.
Yet he stopped, "U know what this is just pointless...he's gonna do some retarted fucking attack to counter it..."
Goji turned to see Dic Soupcan standing and watching, "U know what this guy might be better..."
Goji roared as he dashed towards Soupcan with his fist balled up, "SHOW ME WHAT YA GOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
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Post by Gwangi on May 4, 2012 19:35:28 GMT -5
"Yeah!!"
Dic Soupcan threw his bottle at Goji64, smacking him in the face and sending him flying back, landing on an asteroid in an asteroid field. Dic Soupcan jumped after him, burping out a grenade at him, the bomb exploding and sending him flying across the field, slamming head-first into a meteor.
Dic Soupcan then pulled out a soupcan.
"Soupcan!!!"
Dic Soupcan charged at Goji64, slamming into him and drilling him through the meteor, all the while ripping him apart with the soupcan, scooping out entire chunks from Goji64's body while slicing his limbs off. Soon, Goji64 was now a bleeding mass without his limbs and tail, with his intestines spilling out.
"They're gonna bury what's left of ya in a soupcan!!!"
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Post by Goji64 on May 4, 2012 20:11:15 GMT -5
"Your efforts are futile..."
Suddenly a blue flash came from Soupcan to Planet X.
Most of Soupcan's body was gone as he hit the Planet.
Right before Soupcan said something else retared Goji landed on Soupcan's chest. Caving it in and causing him to cough up blood.
Goji grabbed Soupcan's head to tell him one last thing before he died, "Sandvich..."
Goji unleashed his heat ray blowing Soupcan apart. Goji dangled the idiots head around in his hand before throwing it to the Planet. Goji then stepped on it.
Goji roared out, "Now I'm bored..."
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Post by Gwangi on May 4, 2012 20:17:05 GMT -5
Gwangi knew that Dic Soupcan would come back a while later thanks to the portal that fixes continuity errors.
The dino just sat there in space, doing nothing even as Space Sphere orbited around him muttering about space. The two just floated around in the void of space, Gwangi not moving an inch. Would he move at all? Was he just going to stay like that? Would ponies make him move?
With Gwangi, we can never know.
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Post by Goji64 on May 4, 2012 21:05:17 GMT -5
Suddenly Goji was spinning a harpoon, "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!"
He threw it into the dino's skull and slammed him to the planet.
Gwangi sat up, "And that was for..."
Goji pointed at a spot on the planet opening up. Something was emerging and it was huge...
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Post by godzillavszilla on May 5, 2012 7:48:39 GMT -5
The Mixed Monster's body was lifted infront of Goji, and started changing form, The Mixed Monster was now, Mixed Monster Z. Goji will die.
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Post by Goji64 on May 7, 2012 19:33:22 GMT -5
Goji attacked 1st by unleashing his heat ray onto Mixed Monster Z's chest. Goji tail whipped the Mixed Monster, sending him backwards. Goji charged the Mixed Monster and head butted him in the chest, sendign the Mixed Monster to the ground. Mixed Monser Z whent rolling across the planet's surface.
Goji threw a bolder into Mixed Monster Z's direction...
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Post by godzillavszilla on May 7, 2012 21:27:20 GMT -5
Mixed Monster Z recovered and fired his atomic ray at the boulder, destroying it. Then he flew infront of Goji and sprayed web in his eyes and mouth. Mixed Monster Z, then fired red lightning from all six of his eyes, making Goji bleed like a blood fountain. Mixed Monster Z bit Goji in the neck with his left head and started clawing Goji's stomach, making guts fall to the ground.
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